bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes


*tries to type ‘one sec’*

"one sex"

no nO NO


when you hear a song by your favorite artist in the store and try to keep calm

me when i dont got this: i got this


So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  


I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this